Gotta Keep Things Moving Along With Bachmann — She Loses Ground Whenever They Have Time To Think About What She Just Said

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Westboro Church Plans Protest Of Funeral For Pa. Children — Mar 12, 2011 — “The deal breaker for me was anywhere that sanctimonious b*****ds like Schlafly, Falwell, and Pat Robertson hang out is not for me. Plus whoever Roger Waters was talking about on ‘Pigs: Three Different Ones’.”

Keith Ellison Tears Up At Hearing On Muslim-American ‘Radicalization’ (VIDEO) — Mar 12, 2011 — “You missed the ‘clownshow’. They’ve re-deployed in NewHampshire this week.” (Stop it! Your ‘clown’ talk is making me sadder than ever for those who think oligarchs are their friends!)

Wisconsin Protesters Refuse To Quit — Mar 12, 2011 — “I think that’s really sweet – sitting down and having a chat with the ‘willfully discombobulated’ in their hour of need.” ***SageFire*** at 00:26: “Just trying to be of service to those less fortunate.”

Keith Ellison Tears Up At Hearing On Muslim-American ‘Radicalization’ (VIDEO) — Mar 12, 2011 — “It’s always nice to see adults engaged in juvenile pursuits – unless they’ve been doing it amongst the pages in Congress, of course.
Feel guilty much?”

Obama Tells Republicans ‘Nice Try’ For Health Care Records — Mar 13, 2011 — “Amazing. You really believe if the Right uses ignorance as a political tactic – everybody else does too?!
Please keep this Brooksian false equivalency going flowing – Dave’s narrative has lost its luster and has become inadequate to the task of feeding the almost-infinite capacity and need for humor we have on this site.”

Michele Bachmann Mangles Revolutionary History — Mar 13, 2011 — “Can we assume a pre-emptive ‘In What Respect Charlie’ and move on to her next ‘Red Gray Matter Moment’?
Gotta keep things moving along with Michele – she loses ground when she gives people time to think about what they just heard.”

Obama Tells Republicans ‘Nice Try’ For Health Care Records — Mar 13, 2011 — “Republicans understand ‘delaying tactics’ without DeLay himself? All is lost!! Run for the hills!!”

Wisconsin Protesters Refuse To Quit — Mar 13, 2011 — “’Representative democracy’ is a term rejected from Texas texts? Texas itself is often described as being a ‘republic’ – we may never know what else Texans believe until they embrace the idea of increasing their Senate presence threefold by creating three ‘new states in place of the one.
Too bad the primary motivation will arise from the desire to preserve and protect Sagebrush Phascism against the ‘Tejano Threat’.”

Obama Tells Republicans ‘Nice Try’ For Health Care Records — Mar 13, 2011 — “If you’ve ever worked for a Republican President – you could have much to teach BHO about taking misery to the next level.
You seem to know a lot about doling out misery. I feel miserable. See? It works.”

Crescent City Struggles To Deal With Tsunami Aftermath — Mar 13, 2011 — “Comparing compassion to capitalism is an interesting insight. Both are tested by meager resources. Neither are well-served by encouraging an unchecked ‘torrential’ event.”

Japan Quake Shifted Coastline 8 Feet Max, Scientists Say — Mar 13, 2011 — “That’s nice. Here’s my question – only those with that telltale b**tcrack scar are allowed to ‘petition the lord with prayer’ to get the tail they were born with back?”

Wisconsin Protesters Say Next Fight At The Polls — Mar 13, 2011 “Inarticulate trogs are posting again. Could this be the first herald of spring? Confused jumbles spoken post-hibernation could account for the cognitive dissonance. Invisible friends precipitate thawed-mud flinging and other unpredictable responses?”

George Will: Bachmann ‘Not Among Serious’ 2012 Contenders — Mar 13, 2011 — “Note to George: Whichever rug you’re wearing in that snap – it isn’t a ‘Serious Contender’ for ‘Sunday Chat Under the Hot Lights’.”

Wisconsin Protesters Say Next Fight At The Polls — Mar 13, 2011 — “’Not angry and bitter’? Trying to come up with a word often paired with ‘blissfully’…!
‘Smugly ignorant’ or ‘ignorantly smug’ runs the entire gamut of choices offered to the superficial ‘personalities’ found at the shallow end of the gene pool.”

A Case for Public Broadcasting: No Dysfunctional Fame Whores — Mar 13, 2011 — “Ignorance is a great benefit to corporations. A ‘blank slate’ is preferable to hiring ‘old dogs’.”

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