Breaking: National Weather Service Exists To Help Pat Prepare Remarks On Who God Hates Today

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“With RP, at least he will protect YOUR freedom to be a ranchero.” The ironically named RP fanboy ‘Just Reason’ comments… (I agree — RP wishes many enjoy the “freedom” of being a “shack-dweller” — thanks for the confirmation…Here’s ANOTHER “reasonable” RP position you’re hoping others sign on for … ) — 10 Feb., 2012 — “Paul, who was an obstetrician for 30 years, is strongly opposed to family planning, believes that abortion should be considered murder under the law and has said that as president, he would ‘veto any spending bill that contains funding for Planned Parenthood … and all government family planning schemes.’ Paul opposes the funding of international family planning programs, he opposes the insurance coverage of birth control and he authored legislation to define a fetus as a legal person. ‘The girl who goes and gets an abortion, she’s a participant in it. I don’t think she deserves the death penalty,’ he said during a presidential debate in 2007, ‘but there are some abortionists that it wouldn’t be very hard to give them a pretty harsh punishment.'” (What a small world — I’ll bet we share some trawler “fans” — only today one preached from the book of “revelations” — then called ME “ignorant”…)

Nazi Party Registers Washington Lobbyist — Apr. 13, 2012 (Maybe Sheriff Joe can send this guy a resumé — seems like he’s gonna have a lot of time on his hands soon and these issues must be near and dear to him as well…)

‘Nude Maid Service: Melissa Borrett, Texas Woman, Cleans Naked Or In Lingerie, But Fantasy Business Stirs Trouble’ — (I know — it’s lousy timing to jump in here with a public service message, but I think this lady hasn’t thought out all the possible repercussions resulting from this…) “Forecasters at the Storm Prediction Center in Norman, Okla., said Friday. The outbreak could be a ‘high-end, life threatening event,’ the center said. It is only the second time in U.S. history that the center has issued a high-risk warning more than 24 hours in advance, said Russ Schneider, director of the center, which is part of the National Weather Service.” (Oh, joy! Now they’ve decided to give Pat Robertson plenty of time to prepare his remarks on who he thinks his god hates most these days…)

(So, that’s how trawlers win these days?) “You’ll never understand it — so give up trying while I declare victory”? (Arrogant much at home with the kids? I foresee a ‘Lord of the Flies’ event in your future…)

(Don’t try to deflect from unsolved Latin American issues with your name on them, Condi. Ron Paul says you have much to answer for) ‘Accurate Conspiracy Theory: RP Got One Right’ by Ryan Grim on 30 Dec., 2011 — “Eric Dondero, who served RP off and on (mostly ‘off,’ I’m guessing?) from 1987 to 2003, wrote recently that RP suspected that Dubya may have had advance knowledge of the 9/11 attacks and that FDR knew in advance about Pearl Harbor. Paul’s writings and speeches spotlight a host of other plots, including the ‘war on Christmas.’ In 1988, while running for president, RP highlighted yet another conspiracy theory: The CIA, Paul told a gathering of NORML, was involved in trafficking drugs as part of the Iran-Contra debacle. ‘The CIA was very much involved in the Iran-Contra scandals. I’m not making up the stories; we saw it on television. They were hauling down weapons and drugs back. And the CIA and government officials were closing their eyes, fighting a war that was technically illegal.'” (There you have it — RP isn’t a viable GOP presidential candidate because he badmouthed Saint Ronnie and Condi’s ‘husband’…)

(Overheard On ‘Dark Knight Rises’ Thread) “Michael Keaton says you could never best his Beetlejuice or dislodge his Dogberry.”

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