Campaign 2012: Bachmann ‘Searching For Mr. Goodbiopsy’

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“Rest assured this freshman Senator (named Rand Paul) will never take a narrative anywhere the Terminally Mendacious haven’t been taken many times before…” >>> “Obamacare is wrong for Americans. It will destroy our health care system. (That’s pretty funny coming from a notorious ‘billing outsource’ enabler…) “This now means we fight every hour, every day (Is he suggesting there will be a lot of caffeinated beverages involved? Shouldn’t somebody clear this with the White Horse Prophecy camp first?) until November to elect a new President and a new Senate to repeal Obamacare,” Paul continued.” (Nope, that’s all HuffPost printed. Just as it was getting REALLY INTERESTING, too…)

(So — Willard should choose wisely his running mate — perhaps a well-known submissive shopper/spokesmodel?) “Michele Bachmann (R-MN), former Swiss citizenship candidate: ‘Now Congress, without any limitation whatsoever; they can force you to go out and buy (non-Swiss) Ikea. They can force you to go out and buy (non-fossil) Solyndra products. They can force you to buy anything (non-Minnesota 6th?) they want you to buy. That is, the founders would turn over in their graves if they heard this decision.'” (Take note, folks — this is projection and deflection delivered with a heaping helping of zombie … ) “Michele Bachman continues unabated: ‘The American people have come to see that Obamacare isn’t just bad healthcare policy and bad economics. It isn’t just unconstitutional, In a deep way, in addition to all its other flaws, Obamacare is IMMORAL.'” (WHY ‘immoral’? Apparently; it’s just SO BAD — because it will be seen as GOOD by the non-koolaid drinkers…) “I also underscore that we will only have one shot in 2012 to get this job done, because after that, Obamacare will have metastasized into state and local government such that we’ll likely never get rid of it.” (Ah, yes — Willard may have cringed at the metaphor comparing ACA to a cancerous growth — but his campaign coffers have swelled from THIS surgical strike/payoff already…

(If Willard’s goal in Tampa is to have them “rolling in the aisles” — I think we’ve spotted the “leading” “edge” of a recurring theme…) “Romney said, ‘I hope that more Americans are able to take vacations. If I’m POTUS, I’m going to work very hard to make sure part of a good job the capacity to take a vacation every now and then with your loved ones.'” (Baby steps, Willard — baby steps. How could you possibly forget where Bain Capital needs to have ITS [dividend-dispensing] bar set at?) >>> Jim Bob Paytreutt on Apr 14, 2012 at 13:05:59 in Weird News — “ΥEE-ΗAW! Now that thar iz why us 99%ers needs ta work reel ahrd and be where Mr. Romney iz one day.

Why iffen I becomes me a Job Creater, i might finally gits ta see me a nekkud lady!”

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